Recently, I received this forward from a friend of mine (Arun Karthik…aka….AKA). It was so lucid, so straight, so “Panchatantrik“, But still it carried an awesome moral. Perhaps the best stories which every one of us out there should be aware of in this CORPORATE AGE. Here are the stories…

Story Number 1:
A crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit…..and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing you must be sitting very, very high up.

Story Number 2:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer. Who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

Story Number 3:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Now this story has three Morals….
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut

Story Number 4:
Once there was a meeting in the human body as to who would rule them…and be their leader… all the parts thought the heart (since it controls the blood circulation, suplpies oxygen and nutrients) should be the leader, some thought that the brain (since it controls the functioning of the entire body, regulates and does memory functions) should be the leader. After a debate, they made brain the leader. Now asshole was very depressed and it raised its voice. ‘I want to be the leader’. No one supported it. The asshole with its anger and disgrace stopped functioning. The entire body systems and functions were affected by it! Now everyone couldn’t bear this instability in the system and made asshole the leader.
Moral of the story : U need not be an intellect (important) to become a leader. An asshole could do it!

Now these are not some SHIT are they ??